FOR TRADES & SERVICE BUSINESSES • ADS LIVE IN 21 DAYS • EVERY ENQUIRY ANSWERED IN UNDER 60 SECONDS • MONUMENTAL: $4.50 A LEAD • SOUTH COAST CARPENTRY: 57 LEADS IN 5 DAYS • ENZO'S: BEST WEEK IN 10 YEARS • PRESS IT AGAIN •

FOR TRADES & SERVICE BUSINESSES · THE VENDING MACHINE METHOD

THE VENDING MACHINE METHOD:

YOU DON'T NEED MORE LEADS

YOU NEED TO STOP LOSING THE ONES YOU ALREADY PAID FOR

NO GUESSING, NO GUARANTEES, NO “30 LEADS IN 30 DAYS” NONSENSE.

Watch this first. It’ll tell you if we’re a fit before you ever talk to us.

In 21 days we build the machine that answers every enquiry in under 60 seconds, chases it for 7 days, and runs your Meta ads into it. Booked jobs, not form fills.

30 minutes. We run your numbers live. If the maths doesn’t work, we’ll tell you not to spend a cent, including with us.

SAME FIVE LINES. DIFFERENT INDUSTRIES. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE MATHS WORKED.

NATHAN · MONUMENTAL

141 LEADS IN 60 DAYS

$4.50 a lead (industry norm $30–40) · 4.2x return on ad spend · 60 days.

RICKY · SOUTH COAST CARPENTRY

$436K OF JOBS IN 5 DAYS

57 leads in the pipeline in 5 days. Every quote goes out same-day with an AI render of the finished job.

ENZO'S CUCINA

18 VENUES

+10% revenue, +13% foot traffic. 3 record-breaking sales weeks. Highest revenue weeks in 10 years operating.

THE WHOLE INDUSTRY

EVERY BUSINESS IS FIVE LINES. THAT'S IT.

Not five hundred. Not a funnel diagram with forty boxes. Five lines a ten-year-old could follow.

Attention

How many people see you.

We build: Meta ads. We script them, shoot them and edit them.

Cost

What that attention costs.

We build: tracking that traces every dollar to a job.

Conversion

How many of them become customers.

We build: qualifying sales process that filters out tyre-kickers.

Cost To Convert

What one customer actually costs you.

We build: 7-day follow-up, quote chase, no-show recovery.

The Machine

The automation that filters and follows up, so the numbers hold up without you standing over it.

We build: the AI Foreman. Every enquiry answered in under 60 seconds, 7pm, Sunday, Christmas Day.

↻ Press it again.

McDonald’s runs these five lines. Alex Hormozi runs these five lines. Every operator spending big on ads and sleeping fine at night runs these five lines. The only thing separating them from everyone else is they’ve actually checked theirs pays. They’re not brave. They just did the math.

THE WHOLE INDUSTRY, DEMYSTIFIED

CHECK YOUR MACHINE BEFORE THE CALL

We built this because we run it ourselves, on every client, before we ever spend a dollar of their money. It’s the same tool from the video — no email-sequence ambush, no webinar, just the math.

Punch in four numbers

It hands you back three things

Takes 60 seconds. Bring the verdict to your Machine Check and we’ll build around your real numbers. If it says “fix your offer first”, book anyway. That’s the first thing we fix on the call.

SAV PROFIT CALCULATOR · 5-STEP WIZARD

DOES YOUR MACHINE PAY?

Average job value

$ 5,000

$188

MAX COST / LEAD

$470

BREAK-EVEN / CUSTOMER

✓ VERDICT: YOUR MACHINE PAYS — READY TO RUN ADS

OPEN THE PROFIT CALCULATOR →

OPEN CALCULATOR IN NEW TAB

TAKES ABOUT 90 SECONDS. NO CREDIT CARD, NO CATCH.

DOES YOUR MACHINE PAY?

PUNCH IN YOUR NUMBERS

5 quick questions, all pre-filled with safe averages — if you're not sure, just tap next. Your verdict unlocks at the end.

STEP 1 OF 5 TAKES 60 SECONDS

THE MATH THE INDUSTRY HIDES

YOU ALREADY OWN A VENDING MACHINE

Read this part slowly. It’s the difference between chasing leads forever and owning a machine you can just press again.
If I told you that you already own a vending machine — one that pays out four dollars for every single dollar you put in — how many times would you press the button?
Once? Twice? Or would you stand there all day, feeding it coins till your arm fell off? That’s not a trick question. That machine is real. Every good business has one. Most owners have just never checked if theirs pays out — so they’re too scared to press the button.
Here’s what your feed looks like right now. “Thirty leads in thirty days or you don’t pay.” “We’ll work for free until you get results.” “Money back, no questions asked.” Or the other guy: “Come to my two-day workshop, I’ll teach you funnels and Facebook ads, and you can do it all yourself.” Mate. You run a business. When exactly were you planning to become a marketer as well?
Same offer. Same promise. Same yellow ducks, sitting in a row. And you’re probably thinking, “righto, here comes the same pitch with a different accent.” Fair call — I’d think that too. Which is exactly why we’re not asking you to trust us. We’re showing you math you can check yourself.
But first, here’s something the industry hopes you never work out. Every kid who watches three YouTube videos and starts an “agency” picks tradies first. Every time. Because trade leads are easy to generate, and tradies don’t know marketing systems — no offence, you’re busy actually building things. So these kids learn business on your ad budget. You’re their apprenticeship. Their test dummy.
And here’s the sick part: they can afford to burn you, because their entire cost base is one $400-a-month freelancer on the other side of the world. You’re risking your mortgage money. They’re risking nothing. They’re gambling with house money — except the house is your house.
So let’s do what nobody in this industry ever does. Let’s run their numbers. An agency signs 20 clients at $2,000 a month on a “30 leads or you don’t pay” guarantee. They know — KNOW — maybe six will get real results. The other fourteen? They’ll blast 30 rubbish “leads” at them. Form fills. Comp entries. People who thought they’d entered a raffle. Technically? Guarantee met. Ninety days later the client churns, disgusted — and the agency’s already banked $84,000 off the fourteen failures alone.
The guarantee was never a promise. It was math. THEIR math. Working against you.
Here’s the part that should change how you think. Even the six that “got results”? Half of them churn too. Why? Because — write this down — the leads were never the problem.
What happens in the five minutes after the lead comes in — that’s the problem. The enquiry that lands at 7pm while you’re at dinner. The quote that takes three days. The follow-up that dies after one call. There’s an MIT study on this: you’re up to 21 times more likely to qualify a lead if you respond in the first five minutes instead of thirty. Most businesses take a day. Buying more leads for a business like that is pouring water into a bucket full of holes — and the 30-leads guys sell water. Nobody’s patching the bucket.
So here’s the actual method. We call it the Vending Machine Method, because that’s all marketing is. Five lines: Attention — how many people see you. Cost — what that attention costs. Conversion — how many become customers. Cost to convert — what one customer costs you. And the Machine — the automation that filters and follows up so the numbers hold without you standing over it.
And before you think this is guru theory — this is the exact math every giant you’ve heard of runs every day. McDonald’s isn’t a burger company. It’s a math company that happens to sell burgers. A new customer costs them a couple of dollars; that customer comes back for years. Dollar in, many dollars out — so they never stop pressing the button. That’s not confidence. That’s arithmetic.
Alex Hormozi — the bloke half this industry worships — says his rule out loud: know what a customer is worth, and happily pay up to a third of that to get one. The biggest operators on earth all run the same five lines. They’re not brave. They just did the math.
So here’s the only question that matters: does your offer make sense mathematically? If a customer’s worth four times what it costs to get one — trust the system and let it rip. If the math doesn’t work yet — do NOT run ads. Fix the offer first. That’s exactly what the Profit Calculator is for: punch in four numbers, and it tells you your max price per lead, your break-even cost per customer, and the verdict.

Run it, then book a Machine Check. We’ll go through your numbers with you live. If the maths works, we build the machine. If it doesn’t, you’ll know exactly what to fix.

CASE STUDIES

BECOME OUR NEXT SUCCESS STORY

Enzo's Cucina

Avenue Development

Monumental Building

Project us Foundation

Prep Doctors

LEWRAP

AUS SKIN CLINICS

Sneakies Kitchen

FILA

HAYA AND I

MEAL PREP MONKEYS

Minto Mall

THE 21-DAY MACHINE BUILD

WE BUILD ALL FIVE LINES INSIDE YOUR BUSINESS. HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU GET.

The Machine Check + Growth Strategy — A 60-minute deep dive with Ahmed. We go through your numbers and your offer to find where the money's leaking before we spend a cent of yours. (Value $2,500)

Offer + Ad Strategy — We rebuild your offer so the maths works, then plan the three ad angles we'll test. (Value $2,000)

Ad Scripting — Every ad scripted in your voice. You won't have to think about what to say on camera. (Value $1,500)

On-Site Videography — Our videographer comes to you and films your team, your jobs and your finished work. (Value $2,500)

Editing: Ready-to-Run Ads — 3 angles × multiple creatives, cut for Facebook and Instagram. (Value $2,250)

Landing Page + Qualifying Funnel — On your own domain. Tyre-kickers are filtered out before they reach your phone. (Value $3,000)

Your Own CRM Build — Every lead in one place, on your account. It stays yours if you ever leave. (Value $2,500)

Tracking That Proves It — Meta pixel + server-side tracking, so you see cost per job, not cost per click. (Value $1,000)

The AI Foreman (Automation) — SMS + email reply in under 60 seconds, a ping to your phone, a 7-day chase, quote follow-up and no-show recovery. (Value $3,500)

BONUS: Google Review Engine — Every finished job gets asked for a review automatically. More reviews means cheaper leads. (Value $750)

BONUS: Dead-Lead Reactivation — We bring your old enquiry list back to life. It's the same play that put 5,000 of Trevor's dead leads back to work. (Value $1,500)

BONUS: Recorded Handover — A 45-minute walkthrough so you can run the whole board yourself. (Value $500)

TOTAL VALUE: $23,500. You don’t pay that. Scroll down for the real number.

THE RECEIPTS

SAME FIVE LINES. EVERY INDUSTRY.

Every time the math worked, the machine paid. Here’s what that looked like.

Nathan Woollams

Monumental Building Group · Premium Builder, Sydney

Wouldn’t touch ads. Burnt by the last agency exactly the way you’d expect — bought leads, got form-fills and tyre-kickers, watched the budget disappear. We ran his numbers first. The machine said press.

141 leads @ $4.50

vs a $30–40 industry norm · 4.2x return on ad spend in 60 days.

Adam Soubra

Oasis Bathroom and Kitchens · Property Renovations, Sydney

Getting blasted by people promising 30 leads in 30 days. He gave us a chance because he saw we don’t make fake promises. Shot his content, set up his funnel, 64 leads in 30 days at $20.91 a lead.

$400k+ of work in 30 days

Set him up with a unique offer and solid content framework which made him the expert in his industry. 

Enzo’s Cucina

18 Venues · Sydney + Gold Coast

Revenue up 10%, foot traffic up 13%, and the best revenue week in more than 10 years of trading. The biggest challenge here was not more ad spend but centralising the whole system to reduce ad spend to 30% of what they were spending on average to produce weekly increase in sales.

18 venues, 1 system

One machine running an entire hospitality group.

Ricky Cvetovski

South Coast Carpentry and Maintenance Property Renovations, Wollongong

A carpentry business quoting the old way. Set him up with our AI Foreman and client acquisition model. Leads coming in, AI qualifying them so he’s only quoting the ones worth driving to.

$436K of jobs booked

Set him up to send an AI render of the finished job with every quote, the same day, in about 15 minutes. The phone didn’t stop.

EVERY TIME THE MATH WORKED, THE MACHINE PAID.

NO LOCK-IN CONTRACT. JUST THREE PROMISES WE ACTUALLY CONTROL.

OUR GUARANTEE ISN'T "30 LEADS". IT'S THINGS WE CAN ACTUALLY PROMISE.

1. The 21-Day Promise. If your ads aren’t live within 21 days of you handing over access, your first month of management is free.

2. The 60-Second Promise. If any enquiry waits more than 60 seconds for a reply, we fix it at our cost that same week.

3. The Honesty Promise. If your numbers say don’t run ads yet, we’ll tell you on the call, even though it costs us the sale.

We won’t promise you a lead number. Anyone who does is running the $84k maths on you.

There’s no lock-in contract either. We ask for one thing: give us 90 days. Month one we build and launch. Months two and three we sharpen what’s working and cut what isn’t. That’s how long it takes to turn leads into solid revenue, and if we haven’t earned month four by then, you shouldn’t pay for it.

WHO THIS IS ACTUALLY FOR

NO COUNTDOWN TIMERS. JUST A REAL LIMIT: 7 BUILDS A MONTH.

If you still need convincing that marketing works — this genuinely isn't for you. No hard feelings. Take the calculator, take the math, use all of it for free, and we hope it makes you money.

This is for service businesses where a job is worth $1,500 or more, you're already getting enquiries (or about to spend on ads), and you know you're slow to follow up. Every build goes through the same 11 checks before a dollar goes live, so we only start 7 a month. When they're gone, you're on next month's list.

If that's you, book a time below. It's a real conversation, not a sales ambush — we run your numbers through your machine, live, and tell you honestly whether it pays.

WHAT IT COSTS

$23,500 OF WORK. HERE'S WHAT YOU ACTUALLY PAY.

STEP 1 · THE BUILD

STARTING FROM $5,000 ONE-OFF

Day 1–5: kickoff call, we get access 

Day 5–10: offer, strategy and ad scripts signed off 

Day 8–18: we shoot, edit, and build your CRM, automation and landing page 

Day 18–20: full QA before a dollar goes live 

Day 21: ads live

Day 21–35: we review your first 10 leads with you

Your time: Under 4 hours of calls.

Ads live in 21 days, or month one is free

STEP 2 · WE RUN THE MACHINE

STARTING FROM $2,500 / MONTH

Our team will:

Manage your ads

Watch the numbers daily

Refresh creative when it tires

 and sit down with you monthly to go through cost per lead and cost per job.

No lock-in. We ask for 90 days to prove it.

We attract the leads, you sell them.

One simple dashboard, that simple. 

No lock-in contract

DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

Here's theirs. Builders, carpenters, plumbers, restaurants.

FAQs

WHAT IS ASKED FREQUENTLY

Starting from $5,000 for the build and starting from $2,500 a month to run it. Ad spend is separate and goes on your card. You'll get your exact number on the Machine Check, before you commit to anything.

No. We ask for 90 days: month one to build and launch, months two and three to sharpen it into solid revenue. After that it's month to month. We keep you by delivering, not with a contract.

If you're a service business (trades, clinics, hospitality, property, logistics) and you're not following up fast enough, or at all, your machine's probably leaking. Run the calculator and it'll tell you straight whether you're ready to press the button or need to fix your offer first. If you've got zero enquiries and no real offer yet, book anyway. We'll tell you honestly whether you're ready.

They're written in your voice and sent from your business. The AI handles the first 60 seconds and the chase. As soon as a real conversation starts, you're pinged and it's yours.

No. The chase is capped at 7 days, and the moment a lead replies, the automation stops and you take over.

SMS, email, Facebook and Instagram messages, and your website form all land in one inbox on your phone.

You're covered three ways. Ads live in 21 days or month one is free. Any enquiry waiting over 60 seconds gets fixed at our cost. And if your numbers say don't run ads, we tell you before you spend a cent. No lock-in, so if we haven't earned month four, you don't pay it.

Yes. The CRM, your leads, the landing page and the ad account are all in your name. No lock-in, no hostage data.